Thursday, April 30th

Dear Poor Lucky Me,

Although I am a man, and a very muscular one at that, I do feel cheated that only women get to wear make up.  Is it possible that I could get away with just a little concealer and a little mascara?  I’m not into drag or anything, I just really want to look my best.  I’m not even a metro sexual- well I wax some of my body hair and like to be well dressed, but it ends there.

So, what do you think?  Can I pull it off without compromising my sexual identity?

Yours,

Alpha Male


Dear Alpha Male.

Your sexual identity has already been compromised by your desire to experiment with make-up.  Also, you are a metro-sexual.  It’s nothing to be ashamed of (in some social circles) it’s just something you should come to terms with.

“A little” mascara on a man is a lot of mascara, there’s just no way around it.  I don’t know about concealer, but really what’s the point?  There are a lot of things that men can do that women can’t- why don’t you try and focus on some of those things?  You could wear an athletic cup to protect your genitals, you could lift heavy things over your head with little effort, you could drive with competency.  Those activities might even help restore your wilted masculinity.

Sincerely,

Poor Lucky Me

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