Dear Poor Lucky Me,
What does this quote tell us about the current state of affairs?
“Mr. T — the only living person besides President Obama to have a Chia pottery figure modeled after him”
Source: http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1547123,CST-NWS-mrt28.article
I think that Nostradamus wrote about this in his 152nd quatrain. I’m terrified. What do you think?
Signed,
Could Mr. T Be Our Next President
Dear Could Mr. T,
I don’t know, what would be weirder: Mr T as President or Arnold Schwarzenegger as president? I guess Mr T would be weirder, because he has fewer tag lines to work with. Where would Governor Schwarzenegger be without “I’ll be back” and “Hasta la vista baby” and “Girly man”. I think that Mr T only has “I pity the fool” which is decent, but probably wouldn’t get him much past Comptroller, or President of the Water Board. You need more than one tag-line if you want to be a celebritician. I think Larry the Cable Guy’s “Git ‘Er Done” has more legs than “I pity the fool”.
Don’t they make Chia Looney Toons characters? Because I would also vote for some of them for Govenor or Senator. It’d be cool because then my local politician would already be tattooed onto several places on my body, and adorning my jean jacket.
Don’t worry about Nostradamus, he didn’t even speak English.
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me
Actually, there is also a Chia Jerry Garcia. If you must know.