It turns out that if you go to a food festival on a 90 degree day and eat Indian food and prime rib quesadillas and refuse to drink water due to a porty-potty phobia, you can get a bladder infection. Then, interestingly enough, if the bladder infection goes untreated you get a kidney infection after about a week. The bladder and kidney infection provide an fascinating opportunity for you to be hyper aware of where these organs are in your body by creating a feeling that they are smoldering inside of your body cavity.
Don’t worry- three days of anti-biotics so strong that you can’t go into the sun or stand up without dry heaving will clear everything real nice.
In the end, the score looks like this:
Taste of Chicago: 1 Poor Lucky Me: 0
Be brave and laugh in the face of adversity. Don’t let “them” win. Try a local street fair in late August!
Hmmm well I’ll start thinking about it now and see if I can do it. My kidney is still a little sore. I’m afraid it’s my body trying to warn me off of taking unnecessary risks.