Up In Smoke – Friday August 21

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Dear Poor Lucky Me,

 

Do you have any idea where I can get that special smoke magicians use to appear and disappear? I’m just wondering because I think it would be a really dramatic way to end meetings at work.

 

Signed,
Outside The Box

 


Dear Outside the Box,

 

Magic is the devil’s art so I would try your local satanic church or the satanic supplies store- like Walmart.

 

  Actually I’m pretty sure that Walmart doubles as both a place of devil worship and a one-stop-shop for all your worshiping necessities.  As evidence, please note that the attached photo shows a Walmart shopper celebrating the discovery of a camouflage Christmas stocking.

 

I admire the inclination to use any kind of black magic to end meetings at work.

 

Sincerely,

Poor Lucky Me

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