At Dominicks; Thanksgiving Day.
Poor Lucky Me: Excuse me, can you tell me where to find the 7 Layer dip?
Dominick’s Employee: (Blank Stare)
PLM: Er, like the Taco dip?
D.E.: Oh we don’t have anything like that here. We have salsa, and pico de gallo. Also, we have this 5 layer dip. No 7 Layer dip though.
PLM: Ok. I’ll take that.
Layers 1-4 are brain damage and layer 5 is a thick dose of lazy. We’ve got that.