Ten Things That Can Make Your Pants Tight Other Than Weight Gain:
1. Water retention.
2. Washing pants in hot water.
3. Accidently putting pants on over another pair of pants.
4. Swimming in pants.
5. Using a vengeful dry cleaner.
6. Wearing giant underpants.
7. Using pants to store business papers and junk mail.
8. Leaving your basketball uniform on underneath pants.
9. Eating Chinese food twice in one day (this may lead to weight gain but will definitely lead to tight pants.)
10. Storing all you blood and guts right under the surface of your skin so you can make more room in your torso for muscles thus heightening your physical power.
