Celebrity Look Alike Not Pleased- Wednesday November 4th

flockhart-calista-photo-calista-flockhart-6221378Dear Poor Lucky Me,
People keep mistaking me for the actress Calista Flockhart. I’m sure she’s a really great person, but I’m still pretty insulted.

 

Alley McBeal was a stupid show and Flockhart’s claim to fame (as far as I can remember) was being grossly skinny.

 

What can I say to people when they tell me I look like her, and how can I find out if I really DO look like her?

 

Regards,
My Self Esteem is Taking a Beating

 

Dear My Self Esteem,
I don’t know, I mean looking like Calista Flockhart is better than Rachael Zoe or Paul Giamatti. People just say that kind of stuff because they don’t know how to make conversation they think that’s interesting.

 

Your come backs should vary between (depending on the situation):

 

“I AM Calista Flockhart”

 

“I actually had my face surgically altered to look like Calista Flockhart”

 

“No, Calista Flockhart looks like ME”

 

It’s important not to back down. Insist that you’re telling the truth until the person feels uncomfortable and changes the subject or asks for your autograph. If they don’t change the subject fast enough, look around frantically and say “I’m being followed by paparazzi!” then push them out of the way and rush out of the room.

 

You’ll find out if you really do look like her based on people’s reactions to the statements above. If you have to really work to get the person to believe you, then you don’t look like that much like Ally McBeal. You’ll probably just thin and quirky. There’s nothing wrong with that.

 

Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me

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