10 Reasons Why I Love the Sign in This Picture:
1. The font indicates that the owner/operator is a psycho killer/kidnapper which is helpful if you’re looking for a reliable psycho to develop your fotos.
2. I originally though this was a sign for “31″ minute foto, which I laughed about for 10 minutes.
When my roommate pointed out it was just a bubble “30″ I felt sad, then angry at being misled.
3. Are people still developing film? Or is this a secret message for killers/kidnappers that this establishment is a safe hide out?
4. If you stare at the second “O” in Foto you will become hypnotized and contact the CIA offering your services as a high level assassin. This is how Sirhan Sirhan got in trouble.
5. Staring at the second “O” in Foto may induce seizures. This will give the staff a few more minutes do develop your film, since no one on earth has ever actually gotten their film developed in 30 minutes. Even Superman had to slow the rotation of the earth to get his vacation pictures in an hour.
6. It’s good to know that lacking an ability to spell will not keep a person from owning their own business. Once again, my third grade teacher didn’t know what she was talking about.
7. Sticking to red and black color palate further emphasizes the scary scary font. It is reminiscent of blood and the blackness of the afterlife.
8. 30 Min Foto is a great place for bounty hunters to send faxes while they pursue criminals.
9. 30 Min Foto is a great place for criminals to get new passports while they’re being pursued by bounty hunters.
10. My faith in humanity is strengthened knowing that someone would create, choose, purchase and mount such an awful sign. If they are not killers, they’ve got a great sense of humor.
Hilarious. I would let this guy design my ransom-demand billboard any day.
I loved your list, but while navigating the CIA phone system, I found myself wondering why you only wrote a Top 4 list. Isn’t usually a Top 10 list?
Did they save money by using “F” over “P” & “H”? Was the scary ransom letter section of the sign-making superstore out of these letters? Is the 2nd “O” even a letter, or a leftover bullseye? Maybe there was only one “O” left in the scary ransom section of the sign-making superstore. I’m telling you, that dumb store never has enough letters in stock.