I Hate All Walgreens
Five Reasons I Have Decided To Boycott the Walgreens at the Corner of North and Wells:
1. All human cashiers have been replaced by badly functioning auto-checkers. This is an outrage on a couple of different levels. First, people have lost their jobs because Walgreens shareholders demand continued quarterly profits. Second, because I do not want to have to check out my own items especially when those damn machines never work- so you have to stand there fuming waiting for some one to come over everytime it wails “Unexpected Item In Bagging Area”.
2. The Walgreens employees who remain do not wear uniforms. Consequently, you can’t find one when you need one, and when some one offers you help you assume its a well dressed homeless person and run away protectively clutching your change.
3. The entire store is inexplicably arranged backwards. Every time you try to get to the candy aisle, you end up in the enema aisle.
4. They only refrigerate the giant sized Smart Water, and leave the portable sized ones in the aisle at room temperature. Who came up with that plan?
5. There is a sign at the front door advertising a Slushie machine, but at my last visit it was nowhere to be found. I think a phantom Slushie is about as cruel as it gets.
