Murder Chairs
Your Office Chair is Killing You
I knew it. I sit down in the morning and just get this ominous feeling. I try to ignore it but by 2pm I can tell the chair is trying to suck me in, trap me, consume me.
One time I woke up from a short nap and the chair had one arm over my mouth. I screamed and it let me go, but now that the media has confirmed my fears I have to be more careful.
Maybe I’ll get a stool.
A stool is a pregnant lady’s enemy.