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Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\nDear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n
Whose story do you think is more believable: I have to tell you that I am more likely to believe Duvall because I can\u2019t imagine some hot-stuff lobbyist letting this turd spank her.<\/p>\n Also, are there any normal lawmakers out there? I am not saying that it is not normal to be spanked, but I am saying that all of these politicians excel at \u201cdo as I say and not as I do\u201d!<\/p>\n With Regards, But if I was pressed to pick one, I would say that “inappropriate story telling” is way more believable than “wide stance”. Wide stance is about the stupidest\/awesomest thing I’ve ever heard. <\/strong><\/p>\n I’m so grateful for Larry Craig, because now I can safely assume that anyone who is really adamant about “family values” or viciously against gay marriage is just a closeted homosexual. On the other hand, maybe I’ve never really understood what family values means. Maybe it just means “be straight at home and gay in a public bathroom or truck stop”. <\/strong><\/p>\n I don’t know about honest lawmakers, but I think that we should demand an IQ standard. If you are a politician and know know you’ve got a mic on while you’re talking about your various girlfriends underpants and sex fetishes, you are an idiot. Haven’t these people seen Naked Gun for god’s sake? It’s an old joke! <\/strong><\/p>\n Dear Poor Lucky Me, Whose story do you think is more believable: Did Larry Craig have a \u201cwide stance\u201d or was this guy, Mike Duvall really just \u201cengaged in inappropriate storytelling\u201d? I have to tell you that I am more likely to believe Duvall because I can\u2019t imagine some hot-stuff lobbyist letting this turd spank … Continue reading “Scumbag Math – Monday September 14”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3705,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions\/3705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDid Larry Craig have a \u201cwide stance\u201d or was this guy, Mike Duvall really just \u201cengaged in inappropriate storytelling\u201d? <\/a><\/p>\n
\nJack in Wisconsin
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\nDear Jack,
\nThe thing about Duvall’s situation is that there are a lot of insecure insane people in the world who would sex up anyone who has a modicum of power. I knew a manager at KFC who got laid like carpet because he was in charge of the shift calender. <\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nSincerely,
\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"