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Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\nDear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n
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I just read an article about a new phenomenon: people getting back alley or do-it-yourself plastic surgery!\u00a0 After I finished shuddering and vomiting, I wondered what in the hell is going on is the world?\u00a0 Are people really becoming stupider by the day?\u00a0 Who in the hell gets a back alley tummy tuck?<\/p>\n
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Yours,<\/p>\n
Stunned<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Some scientists have proposed that we have have disrupted human evolution through the advancements of science and social welfare programs.\u00a0\u00a0 I think that what you’re describing is proof that evolution cannot be stopped.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you are too stupid to a) research and confirm that your plastic surgeon has a medical degree or b) know that it’s probably not a good idea to inject your own ass with silicone or c) think it’s normal to get a bargain on any surgery, you are probably not fit to procreate or survive.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Unfortunately many of these people have already had children and will survive after costly and painful reconstruction.\u00a0 I don’t mean that’s it’s unfortunate that they’ll survive, just that it’s a shame they are too stupid to avoid a bargain butcher in the first place.\u00a0 Nature is a persistent bitch, and she’ll keep trying to find ways to thwart those unfit to further the human race.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n I don’t think that the population is getting dumber.\u00a0 I do think that dumb people have more access to credit and the media, which makes them think they should have giant boobs and Gucci purses even if they make $24,000.\u00a0 And it’s not a gender issue, stupid men are doing stupid things as well.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n In the olden days these people would be serfs, or in George W Bush’s administration.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sincerely,<\/p>\n Poor Luck Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Poor Lucky Me, I just read an article about a new phenomenon: people getting back alley or do-it-yourself plastic surgery!\u00a0 After I finished shuddering and vomiting, I wondered what in the hell is going on is the world?\u00a0 Are people really becoming stupider by the day?\u00a0 Who in the hell gets a back … Continue reading “Cheap Cuts – Wednesday September 16”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3701,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/3701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDear Stunned,<\/p>\n