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Top Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team Last Weekend:<\/p>\nTop Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team Last Weekend:<\/p>\n
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1. Slutty Bee
\nBees are not sexy. They’re not even friendly. They are threatening and terrifying. They chase you around and sting you when you’re just trying to have a good time at the park. <\/p>\n
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2. Slutty Pirate
\nPirates are really too dirty to be considered slutty. Plus, eye patches aren’t really a turn on, they’re more of a medical or warfaring necessity. That’s just my opinion though.<\/p>\n
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3. Slutty Teddy Bear
\nI disapprove of all child related sexiness. A teddy bear should be sweet, snuggly, or comforting, but never sexy.<\/p>\n
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4. General Slutty Person
\nThis costume is for people who don’t feel like coming up with a costume, but don’t want to miss out on an opportunity to ho it out on Halloween. <\/p>\n
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5. Slutty Clown
\nEverything is wrong with a sexy clown. Face paint: not sexy. Child related thing: not sexy. Giant clown shoes: not sexy. Etc. <\/p>\n
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6. Slutty Angel
\nWhat’s the point of being a slutty angel? It makes you look like you’re unclear on the concept of angels. Slutty devil is a much better costume, because devils are probably way more uninhibited. <\/p>\n
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7. Slutty Prison Guard
\nLike clowns and pirates, there is really nothing sexually alluring about a prison guard. People aren’t like “Ooooo ummmm it’s so hot how you deliver food trays to people in solitary confinement. Ooooo yea work that big set of keys…”<\/p>\n
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8. Slutty Baby
\nHorrifying. <\/p>\n
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9. Slutty Gold Digger
\nDisrespectful to chaste gold diggers. <\/p>\n
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10. Slutty Construction Worker
\nGetting turned on by a slutty construction worker may indicate that you are a repressed homosexual. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Top Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team Last Weekend: 1. Slutty Bee Bees are not sexy. They’re not even friendly. They are threatening and terrifying. They chase you around and sting you when you’re just trying to have a good time at the park. 2. Slutty … Continue reading “List – Monday November 2”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3669,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions\/3669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}