{"id":1260,"date":"2009-11-15T20:37:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T03:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:47","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:47","slug":"list-monday-november-16th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-november-16th\/","title":{"rendered":"List! – Monday November 16th"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cooldry-basketball-uniform127\"Ten Things That Can Make Your Pants Tight Other Than Weight Gain:<\/p>\n

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1. Water retention.<\/p>\n

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2. Washing pants in hot water.<\/p>\n

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3. Accidently putting pants on over another pair of pants. <\/p>\n

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4. Swimming in pants.<\/p>\n

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5. Using a vengeful dry cleaner.<\/p>\n

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6. Wearing giant underpants.<\/p>\n

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7. Using pants to store business papers and junk mail.<\/p>\n

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8. Leaving your basketball uniform on underneath pants.<\/p>\n

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9. Eating Chinese food twice in one day (this may lead to weight gain but will definitely lead to tight pants.)<\/p>\n

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10. Storing all you blood and guts right under the surface of your skin so you can make more room in your torso for muscles thus heightening your physical power. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ten Things That Can Make Your Pants Tight Other Than Weight Gain:   1. Water retention.   2. Washing pants in hot water.   3. Accidently putting pants on over another pair of pants.   4. Swimming in pants.   5. Using a vengeful dry cleaner.   6. Wearing giant underpants.   7. Using pants … Continue reading “List! – Monday November 16th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3659,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions\/3659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}