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Poor Lucky Me, <\/p>\nPoor Lucky Me, <\/p>\n
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\nThere\u2019s nothing \u201cdear\u201d about me or my story, so I\u2019ll spare us both the formalities.\u00a0 Mine\u2019s a story heard all too often and never with a happy ending.\u00a0 The headlong rush toward self-destruction and romance too often taken through a bottle of whiskey and a dash false-modesty sometimes culminates in a protracted custody battle, right?\u00a0 <\/p>\n
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\nBut unprotected sex aside, how do you suggest an arrogant sonofabitch, such as myself ever find his way back toward romance.\u00a0 I\u2019m in love with the product of my foolhardy actions; he\u2019s a smart and funny boy cuter than I ever was or will be and twice as empathetic.\u00a0 <\/p>\n
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\nThe pity part isn\u2019t the tens of thousands washed down the drain of an unforgiving legal system and the angry alley cat on the other side; the real tragedy is that I\u2019m still in love with myself and haven\u2019t got a self-reflective bone in my body.\u00a0 <\/p>\n
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\nShort of a bone marrow transplant what do you suggest?<\/p>\n
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Humbly,
\nUnfortunately Handsome<\/p>\n
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\nDear Unfortunately Handsome, <\/p>\n \nPeople like us must triumph over a (usually alcohol fueled) series of bad choices and achieve great successes by failing upwards. It makes regular looking people have faith that they too can make something out of lives. Look at Mickey Rourke for god’s sake! <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \nSelf-Reflection might seems like a good idea but there’s a nasty side that people don’t really talk about: it can make you feel bad about yourself. And that’s the pits. But, then you can brag to people about what great perspective you have, and how in tune you are with your emotions. And that’s good. So it’s challenging. <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \nI think you can find romance in the person who appreciates you for exactly who you are. Find someone with whom you share a mutual love and admiration for you. You’ll have something in common right off the bat.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \nSincerely, Poor Lucky Me, There\u2019s nothing \u201cdear\u201d about me or my story, so I\u2019ll spare us both the formalities.\u00a0 Mine\u2019s a story heard all too often and never with a happy ending.\u00a0 The headlong rush toward self-destruction and romance too often taken through a bottle of whiskey and a dash false-modesty sometimes culminates in a … Continue reading “Attractive Person Faces Adversity – Tuesday November 17th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1277,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI feel that I can address you as such because it’s obvious that we share the kinship of devastating good looks. Indeed. You and I have special qualities that other people cannot deny, ignore, or help but envy. <\/p>\n
\nPoor Luck Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"