{"id":1373,"date":"2009-12-08T22:16:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T05:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:59","slug":"me-vs-foodstuff-december-8th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/me-vs-foodstuff-december-8th\/","title":{"rendered":"Me vs Foodstuff &#8211; Wednesday December 8th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/3806168374_97c86f56c6-300x182.jpg\" alt=\"3806168374_97c86f56c6\" title=\"3806168374_97c86f56c6\" width=\"300\" height=\"182\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1374\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/3806168374_97c86f56c6-300x182.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/3806168374_97c86f56c6.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/>This is my new opponent.  The Butterfinger Buzz.  I want to eat it so bad but I just can&#8217;t bring myself to do it.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nI felt the same way about 5 Hour Energy Shots and when I finally tried one I was immediately hooked.  I was strung out on those things for five months.  It was insane.  I would tweak out around 3 pm and start calling my alderman and bitching about the U-Haul $5 Clean Air fee.  Why can&#8217;t they just make the rental $5 more and not tack on a fake fee that could cause their more unstable customers to become irate? <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>But I think the Butterfinger Buzz and I will be different.  I think I&#8217;m ready for a healthy relationship between me and a caffeinated candy bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my new opponent. The Butterfinger Buzz. I want to eat it so bad but I just can&#8217;t bring myself to do it. &nbsp; I felt the same way about 5 Hour Energy Shots and when I finally tried one I was immediately hooked. I was strung out on those things for five months. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/me-vs-foodstuff-december-8th\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Me vs Foodstuff &#8211; Wednesday December 8th&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1373"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3641,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions\/3641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}