{"id":1474,"date":"2010-01-11T15:31:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T22:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1474"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:59","slug":"list-monday-january-11th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-january-11th\/","title":{"rendered":"List – Monday January 11th"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"252px-stomach_colon_rectum_diagramsvg\"10 Reasons Why it Might Be A Good Idea To Harvest The Organs of Your Friends and Family:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. You can never have too many feet of large intestine.<\/p>\n

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2. Science has recently published some studies about how the appendix might be useful after all. <\/p>\n

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3. If I need a heart transplant, I’d rather have human than pig or monkey. I like pigs and monkeys but I think it would just feel so weird. <\/p>\n

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4. Insert obvious liver joke<\/p>\n

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5. I heard that you can puncture a lung by cracking your back. So I’d like to have a few extras on hand just in case. <\/p>\n

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6. A couple more femurs would make my legs look longer. <\/p>\n

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7. I do not want to wear reading glasses; I’d rather rotate my eyeballs out for a newer pair. <\/p>\n

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8. If I had one more brain I could fill in the math and science the one I currently use lacks. <\/p>\n

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\n9. I go to the bathroom a lot and another kidney would make me feel less paranoid about the ones I have breaking down. <\/p>\n

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\n10. I read an article about how gut bacteria may have everything to do with whether or not your fat. I’d like to test that theory with some new guts. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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