{"id":1506,"date":"2010-01-18T17:06:11","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T00:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:58","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:58","slug":"list-monday-january-18th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-january-18th\/","title":{"rendered":"List – Monday January 18th"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n10 Types of Stories That You May Start Telling But I Probably Won’t Finish Listening To (Exceptions Noted):<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. Your long detailed dream (unless it was a sex dream involving me)<\/p>\n

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2. Your horoscope or anything about your astrological sign. <\/p>\n

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3. How you are such a superstar and rose to the top of your company in no time (I do however, enjoy stories about failing upwards)<\/p>\n

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4. Anything about “Twilight” or “Harry Potter” (unless it’s “Who the hell cares about Twilight or Harry Potter?”).<\/p>\n

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5. The details of the latest movie you saw\/book you read when I haven’t seem\/read it and tell you that immediately. <\/p>\n

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6. How your dog likes to ride in the car or how your cat likes to wake you up in the morning. That’s what ALL dogs and cats do people!<\/p>\n

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7. What makes your child’s school exceptional (unless it involves celebrities or fine food in the cafeteria).<\/p>\n

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8. Anything involving the word “episiotomy”.<\/p>\n

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9. The rising or falling value of your home (unless I ever become a homeowner, then I’ll have to reevaluate this point.)<\/p>\n

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10. How sick you are of being hit on by members of the opposite sex. Yes, yes, we get it, you’re hot. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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