{"id":1548,"date":"2010-01-28T20:25:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T03:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1548"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:58","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:58","slug":"dater-needs-direction-thursday-january-29th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/dater-needs-direction-thursday-january-29th\/","title":{"rendered":"Dater Needs Direction – Thursday January 29th"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This could be you!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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\nDear Poor Lucky Me,
\nI have a big date this weekend and I’m really nervous. The girl keeps saying she wants to do something “crazy” and “different”. <\/p>\n

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\nI get she doesn’t want to just go to a bar. And I get that dinner and a movie doesn’t count as crazy. So now I’m out of ideas.<\/p>\n

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\nCould you throw a dog a bone?<\/p>\n

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\n-Good Impression is Imperative <\/p>\n

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\nDear G.I.I.I.,
\nHere are some great ideas for your date:<\/p>\n

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\n-Go to the Scientology center near you and take their personality test. Try to withstand being recruited. <\/p>\n

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\n-Go to a sporting event and challenge each other to run onto the field.<\/p>\n

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\n-Panhandle and see who gets the most money in a given time period.<\/p>\n

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\n-Go to Medieval Times, bring Lean Cuisines, insist that microwaves have been around since the 13th Century. <\/p>\n

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\n-Go to a comedy open mic and make jokes about how lame she is, thus lowering her self-esteem and endearing her to you. <\/p>\n

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\nAny of these idea will show her that you are a creative dater, and probably a creative lover. It’ll be the craziest night she’s ever had…or the most insulting if you do the open mic. <\/p>\n

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\nGood Luck!<\/p>\n

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\nSincerely,
\nPoor Lucky Me
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  Dear Poor Lucky Me, I have a big date this weekend and I’m really nervous. The girl keeps saying she wants to do something “crazy” and “different”.   I get she doesn’t want to just go to a bar. And I get that dinner and a movie doesn’t count as crazy. So now I’m … Continue reading “Dater Needs Direction – Thursday January 29th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1548"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3610,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions\/3610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}