{"id":1612,"date":"2010-02-14T21:21:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T04:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:58","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:58","slug":"announcement-friday-february-12th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/announcement-friday-february-12th\/","title":{"rendered":"Announcement – Friday February 12th"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nIn anticipation of my future status as a celebrity, I’ve decided to adopt the following changes (effective immediately):<\/p>\n

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1. My signature cocktail will henceforth be a starfruit martini. If one cannot be obtained I will freak out. <\/p>\n

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\n2. My signature wardrobe piece will a body suit trims in either ermine or gold thread.<\/p>\n

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\n3. My signature hair-do will be a deep widows peak plucked into my hairline. Although my hair style will follow the latest trend, the deep widows peak will remain, reminding people of my awesome power and intelligence. <\/p>\n

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\n4. I will use the words whilst, heretofore, whom, thou and thee regardless if I’m doing so in a grammatically correct manner. My usage in fact, will immediately changed the grammatical rules. <\/p>\n

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\n5. I will complain loudly about having to do any typical human activities, such as: brushing my teeth, drinking water, using my fingers to type (I’m bitching as I type this), walking, sitting, standing, breathing, and listening to others. As my celebrity status blooms I will find lackeys to do these activities for me. <\/p>\n

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\nThats is all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In anticipation of my future status as a celebrity, I’ve decided to adopt the following changes (effective immediately):   1. My signature cocktail will henceforth be a starfruit martini. If one cannot be obtained I will freak out.   2. My signature wardrobe piece will a body suit trims in either ermine or gold thread. … Continue reading “Announcement – Friday February 12th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3599,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions\/3599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}