{"id":1673,"date":"2010-03-02T07:32:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T14:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1673"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:57","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:57","slug":"list-monday-march-1st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-march-1st\/","title":{"rendered":"List &#8211; Monday March 1st"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1675\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1675\" style=\"width: 203px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/shia-lebouff-mugshot-thumb-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"I Hate All Walgreens\" title=\"shia-lebouff-mugshot-thumb\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1675\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/shia-lebouff-mugshot-thumb-203x300.jpg 203w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/shia-lebouff-mugshot-thumb.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 85vw, 203px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1675\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I Hate All Walgreens<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nFive Reasons I Have Decided To Boycott the Walgreens at the Corner of North and Wells:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>1. All human cashiers have been replaced by badly functioning auto-checkers.  This is an outrage on a couple of different levels.  First, people have lost their jobs because Walgreens shareholders demand continued quarterly profits. Second, because I do not want to have to check out my own items especially when those damn machines never work- so you have to stand there fuming waiting for some one to come over everytime it wails &#8220;Unexpected Item In Bagging Area&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n2. The Walgreens employees who remain do not wear uniforms.  Consequently, you can&#8217;t find one when you need one, and when some one offers you help you assume its a well dressed homeless person and run away protectively clutching your change.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n3. The entire store is inexplicably arranged backwards.  Every time you try to get to the candy aisle, you end up in the enema aisle.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n4. They only refrigerate the giant sized Smart Water, and leave the portable sized ones in the aisle at room temperature.  Who came up with that plan? <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n5. There is a sign at the front door advertising a Slushie machine, but at my last visit it was nowhere to be found.  I think a phantom Slushie is about as cruel as it gets. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Five Reasons I Have Decided To Boycott the Walgreens at the Corner of North and Wells: &nbsp; 1. All human cashiers have been replaced by badly functioning auto-checkers. This is an outrage on a couple of different levels. First, people have lost their jobs because Walgreens shareholders demand continued quarterly profits. Second, because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-march-1st\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;List &#8211; Monday March 1st&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1673"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3588,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1673\/revisions\/3588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}