{"id":1733,"date":"2010-03-15T19:18:59","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T02:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:57","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:57","slug":"list-monday-march-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-march-15\/","title":{"rendered":"List &#8211; Monday March 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/pdp_shrimptacos-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"pdp_shrimptacos\" title=\"pdp_shrimptacos\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1735\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/pdp_shrimptacos-300x238.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/pdp_shrimptacos.jpg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><em><br \/>\n10 Signs That Taco Bell Is Actually A Subversive Organization<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. The Fourth Meal&#8230;they&#8217;re going to happily bill themselves as the thing to eat when you&#8217;re too wasted to care?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n2. Trying to pass off the Taco Bell diet as a legitimate way to lose weight.  It&#8217;s for people who want to lose weight but refuse to cut out fast food. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n3. Introducing shrimp tacos.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n4. What ever happened to that Chihuahua spokesperson?  Or Eric Estrada?  Why do the Taco Bell spokespeople keep disappearing?  It&#8217;s almost as if they know too much&#8230;Charles Barkley better watch out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n5. Why do the tacos have to be so cheap?  A 49 cent taco is more than just a fast food item, it&#8217;s an agenda.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n6. My dog refused to eat the ground beef in a Chalupa.  And she eats garbage. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n7. The Volcano Nachos feature reduced fat sour cream.  In case your diet features nachos but restricts your full fat dairy intake.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p> <br \/>\n8. The Fruitista Freeze.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n9. Cinnamon Twists taste suspiciously like Soylent Green. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n10. Remember that song &#8220;Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell&#8221;?  That&#8217;s propaganda. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EQ8ViYIeH04&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EQ8ViYIeH04&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 Signs That Taco Bell Is Actually A Subversive Organization &nbsp; 1. The Fourth Meal&#8230;they&#8217;re going to happily bill themselves as the thing to eat when you&#8217;re too wasted to care? &nbsp; 2. Trying to pass off the Taco Bell diet as a legitimate way to lose weight. It&#8217;s for people who want to lose &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-march-15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;List &#8211; Monday March 15&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3578,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/3578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}