{"id":178,"date":"2009-03-26T05:55:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T12:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:20","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:20","slug":"wednesday-march-25th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wednesday-march-25th\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday, March 25th"},"content":{"rendered":"

An Open Letter to Asher Roth<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Asher,<\/strong><\/p>\n

So I caught a couple rounds of one of your recent hits “I Love College<\/a>“.\u00a0 When I stopped laughing, I looked you up on Wikipedia, then I started vomiting.\u00a0 I don’t want to be harsh, but you have taken being an annoying douchey tool to a level that not even Vanilla Ice could achieve. <\/strong><\/p>\n

It would be one thing if you were just another music industry shill who appreciated the\u00a0 miracle that occurred when someone saw you and thought you were talented.\u00a0 Unfortunately, I read several articles where you referred to yourself as “an artist” and more shockingly as a “hip hop artist”.\u00a0 You, sir, are less of an artist than those cats people taught to paint. <\/strong><\/p>\n

I don’t know who gave you your big break, but rest assured once I have some real power in this country I will find these people, round them up, and send them to leper-colony-like island where they can all walk around with martinis giving each other double guns and saying “I love you babe” without recourse.\u00a0 The island will also be packed with the women who hear your crappy crappy song and feel moved to take their shirts off.\u00a0 If lyrics about beer pong and one dollar slices of pizza make you hot, you should definitely not be permitted to procreate.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m sure you’re a really nice guy (I’m not sure at all- my editor made me put that it.\u00a0 I think you’re probably a totally dick) but you have to know that you are personally responsible for the decline of culture in America.\u00a0 Dude, you are making things worse.\u00a0 Please cut this shit out, or at least donate a large chunk of your blood money to help give actual talented people their break.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fondly,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Note to Readers: I apologize for including a link to the song and thereby giving this\u00a0asshole more hits on Youtube, but we have to know what form the enemy takes.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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