{"id":1917,"date":"2010-05-03T07:26:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T14:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:44","slug":"things-i-already-knew-confirmed-by-the-media-friday-april-30th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/things-i-already-knew-confirmed-by-the-media-friday-april-30th\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Already Knew, Confirmed By The Media- Friday April 30th"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1918\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1918\" style=\"width: 269px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/kerling.en.ec21.com\/Office_Chair--1772530_1993934.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/office_chair-269x300.jpg\" alt=\"Murder Chairs\" title=\"office_chair\" width=\"269\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1918\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/office_chair-269x300.jpg 269w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/office_chair.jpg 471w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 85vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1918\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Murder Chairs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/bw\/1019b4177071221162\" target=\"_blank\">Your Office Chair is Killing You<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I knew it.\u00a0 I\u00a0 sit down in the morning and just get this ominous feeling.\u00a0 I try to ignore it but by 2pm I can tell the chair is trying to suck me in, trap me, consume me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n One time I woke up from a short nap and the chair had one arm over my mouth.  I screamed and it let me go, but now that the media has confirmed my fears I have to be more careful.  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nMaybe I&#8217;ll get a stool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Office Chair is Killing You &nbsp; I knew it.\u00a0 I\u00a0 sit down in the morning and just get this ominous feeling.\u00a0 I try to ignore it but by 2pm I can tell the chair is trying to suck me in, trap me, consume me. &nbsp; One time I woke up from a short nap &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/things-i-already-knew-confirmed-by-the-media-friday-april-30th\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Things I Already Knew, Confirmed By The Media- Friday April 30th&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}