{"id":1920,"date":"2010-05-03T18:26:34","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T01:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=1920"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:44","slug":"list-monday-may-3rd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/list-monday-may-3rd\/","title":{"rendered":"List- Monday May 3rd"},"content":{"rendered":"

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10 Things I Wish I Had Known About Porta-Potties Before I Used One Last Weekend<\/strong>*:<\/p>\n

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1. No one let’s the pregnant lady go first. In fact, people will gleefully budge past a pregnant lady if she’s moving a little slowly because she just did a 5k Cancer walk with NO complaining.<\/p>\n

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2. Although it seems obvious that there should be one line and the person in front should go to the next available porta-potty- as opposed to each person waiting in front of one potty- this is a concept that most people cannot grasp. <\/p>\n

3. The phrase “Don’t let the door hit you on the ass” was obviously written after someone got hit on the ass with a porta-potty door. Those things are spring loaded and violent. <\/p>\n

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4. The actual toilet is just a big pit of blue chemicals. If you look down into it you will never be the same. I’m talking about a huge pile of waste, toilet paper and lost cell phones and sunglasses. Think of the porta-potty as a Medusa: Don’t look it in the eye. <\/p>\n

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5. You should put your cell phone in your front pocket (see #3)<\/p>\n

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6. Do not wear flip flops. I was thankfully in sneakers but I had gory fantasies of being in flip flops. When I got how I had to rinse my sneakers in diluted bleach.<\/p>\n

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7. Due to a lack of running water, after using the potty one can only hope that there is some green-apple scented hand sanitizer left.<\/p>\n

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8. Re: #7 the hand sanitizer is only scented green-apple. It is actually not flavored green-apple<\/p>\n

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9. Re: #7 & 8 the hand sanitizer is NOT a substitute for hand washing and therefore all eating or drinking or handshaking or nail biting must be postposed until one can find an actual sink. I may start carrying those soap singles on me from now on as a result of the porta-potty experience.<\/p>\n

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10. You are never really alone in a porta-potty. There is always at least one fly or one pervert watching you as you use the potty.<\/p>\n

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\n* I have been known to avoid porta-potties to the risk of my health- recall last year’s Taste Of Chicago Kidney Infection<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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