Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n
I am a new mother and I am making plans to go back to work, so I have to start interviewing nannies.\u00a0 I am very worried because every time I go to the grocery store to buy mostly organic foods and look down on all the out of shape people who buy mostly processed foods, I read magazine covers about gorgeous film stars who have nanny problems of a sexual nature.
\nDo these women think that they are so hot that they can hire just any old nubile 18 year old from some sexually permissive country like Sweden and nothing will happen?\u00a0 I can think of Uma Thurman, Jude Law’s ex-girlfriend (can’t remember her name) and now, Angelina Jolie, the uber-mother.
\nWhat should I do to avoid temptation to my husband.\u00a0 Would it be ok to advertise only in Wisconsin newspapers for a “healthy, robust young woman minimum weight requirement-185 lbs.”?
\nPlease advise,
\nNervous New Mom<\/p>\n
Dear Nervous New Mom, I hate to break it to you but hiring a fatty won’t necessarily keep your husband safe from temptation.\u00a0 Thanks to high fructose corn syrup- fat is the new normal, and chubby hoes have more to prove than their skinny counterparts.\u00a0 Many men acknowledge that skinny chicks are boring in bed, and if you want something freaky you have to redefine your standard of “hot”.\u00a0 I suggest hiring the most experienced nanny you can find.\u00a0 Then tell your husband (in a loving way) that you have installed several “nanny cams” to keep him safe from sexual temptation.\u00a0 If he doesn’t think that’s fair, he can find a man nanny or an old lady nanny.\u00a0 Or he can make enough money to allow you to stay home with the baby.<\/p>\n Sincerely, Dear Poor Lucky Me, I am a new mother and I am making plans to go back to work, so I have to start interviewing nannies.\u00a0 I am very worried because every time I go to the grocery store to buy mostly organic foods and look down on all the out of shape people who … Continue reading “Monday, April 6th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3824,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/3824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nYes, celebrities think they are immune to normal people problems.\u00a0 When you are chased around from one fancy restaurant to the next by paparazzi, you can’t focus on the little things.\u00a0 Besides, they think its worth the risk not to have to be photographed with someone unattractive, and to not have to deal with their own children.\u00a0 I think that’s fair.<\/p>\n
\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"