{"id":2232,"date":"2010-10-31T17:21:36","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T00:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=2232"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:32:28","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:32:28","slug":"back-by-popular-demand-halloween-list-sunday-october-31st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/back-by-popular-demand-halloween-list-sunday-october-31st\/","title":{"rendered":"Back By Popular Demand: Halloween List -Sunday October 31st"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/41rruo51pvl_aa280_.jpg\" alt=\"41rruo51pvl_aa280_\" title=\"41rruo51pvl_aa280_\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/41rruo51pvl_aa280_.jpg 280w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/41rruo51pvl_aa280_-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 85vw, 280px\" \/><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nTop Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>1. Slutty Bee<br \/>\nBees are not sexy. They\u2019re not even friendly. They are threatening and terrifying. They chase you around and sting you when you\u2019re just trying to have a good time at the park.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>2. Slutty Pirate<br \/>\nPirates are really too dirty to be considered slutty. Plus, eye patches aren\u2019t really a turn on, they\u2019re more of a medical or warfaring necessity. That\u2019s just my opinion though.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>3. Slutty Teddy Bear<br \/>\nI disapprove of all child related sexiness. A teddy bear should be sweet, snuggly, or comforting, but never sexy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>4. General Slutty Person<br \/>\nThis costume is for people who don\u2019t feel like coming up with a costume, but don\u2019t want to miss out on an opportunity to ho it out on Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>5. Slutty Clown<br \/>\nEverything is wrong with a sexy clown. Face paint: not sexy. Child related thing: not sexy. Giant clown shoes: not sexy. Etc.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n6. Slutty Angel<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s the point of being a slutty angel? It makes you look like you\u2019re unclear on the concept of angels. Slutty devil is a much better costume, because devils are probably way more uninhibited.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>7. Slutty Prison Guard<br \/>\nLike clowns and pirates, there is really nothing sexually alluring about a prison guard. People aren\u2019t like \u201cOoooo ummmm it\u2019s so hot how you deliver food trays to people in solitary confinement. Ooooo yea work that big set of keys\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>8. Slutty Baby<br \/>\nHorrifying.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>9. Slutty Gold Digger<br \/>\nDisrespectful to chaste gold diggers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n10. Slutty Construction Worker<br \/>\nGetting turned on by a slutty construction worker may indicate that you are a repressed homosexual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team: &nbsp; 1. Slutty Bee Bees are not sexy. They\u2019re not even friendly. They are threatening and terrifying. They chase you around and sting you when you\u2019re just trying to have a good time at the park. &nbsp; 2. Slutty Pirate Pirates &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/back-by-popular-demand-halloween-list-sunday-october-31st\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Back By Popular Demand: Halloween List -Sunday October 31st&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2232"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3472,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232\/revisions\/3472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}