{"id":28,"date":"2009-03-01T18:28:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T01:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:21","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:21","slug":"friday-february-20th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/friday-february-20th\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday, February 20th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Poor Lucky Me,<br \/>\nI am beginning to think that Roland Burris is for real. Could that be? All along I thought he was doing a performance art piece- like pointing out the hypocrisy and idiocy of politics. But it may be in fact that he is just a hypocritical idiot. What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Signed,<br \/>\nHopeful About My Own Success in Politics Now<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nDear Hopeful,<br \/>\nHell yea Roland Burris is for real. He&#8217;s so for real he has built himself a mausoleum with the words &#8220;Trail Blazer&#8221; above a growing list of accomplishments. I don&#8217;t know if he&#8217;ll end up putting &#8220;disgraced by desperate attempt to grab power during a political shit storm through an association with one of Illinois most impressive scum bags&#8221; I think that&#8217;s a little long for a mausoleum inscription.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He&#8217;s definitely an idiot, but I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s hypocritical. It&#8217;s more likely that he believes his own bullshit, which is the most dangerous kind of idiot. This turn in Burris&#8217; fate is unfortunate, because leading up to this point he had an impressive career. He was a man to look up to. But I think it&#8217;s fair to be suspicious of anyone who starts listing their own accomplishments in stone. Like a Pharaoh for god&#8217;s sake. Not to beat a dead horse, but wasn&#8217;t there anyone who said &#8220;Ah- Roland, you are really going to look like a self aggrandizing ego maniac if you carve your accomplishments into your mausoleum pre-mortem.&#8221;? He should have been friends with me, I would have set him straight.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sincerely,<br \/>\nPoor Lucky M<\/strong><strong>e <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Poor Lucky Me, I am beginning to think that Roland Burris is for real. Could that be? All along I thought he was doing a performance art piece- like pointing out the hypocrisy and idiocy of politics. But it may be in fact that he is just a hypocritical idiot. What do you think? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/friday-february-20th\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Friday, February 20th&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,28,26],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idiocy","tag-mausoleum","tag-roland-burris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3855,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/3855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}