{"id":2808,"date":"2012-02-04T19:42:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-05T02:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=2808"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:31:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:31:49","slug":"the-first-baby-ever-thursday-february-3rd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/the-first-baby-ever-thursday-february-3rd\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Baby Ever &#8211; Thursday February 3rd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_1081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2811\" title=\"IMG_1081\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_1081-300x262.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_1081-300x262.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_1081-1024x895.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_1081.jpg 1821w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Oh my god, prepare yourself to read about the most incredible things that have ever happened to anyone ever:<\/p>\n<p>Hazel rolled over today. \u00a0Then Hazel took a bath without crying. \u00a0Then the Amazing Hazel spend 10 minutes looking at her Daddy, laughing and smiling.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I am the first mother in the history of the human race to ever witness such a brilliant child grow and learn so much in one day.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how it feels anyway. \u00a0I have a vague intellectualized notion that this feeling is part of new motherhood. \u00a0But this baby is a genetic product of Tom G and he is one of the most incredible human beings on the planet, so it would be logical that she is more incredible than other babies. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know. \u00a0Maybe this is just how everyone feels about a 10 pound person who manages to actually change the axis upon which the earth revolves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my god, prepare yourself to read about the most incredible things that have ever happened to anyone ever: Hazel rolled over today. \u00a0Then Hazel took a bath without crying. \u00a0Then the Amazing Hazel spend 10 minutes looking at her Daddy, laughing and smiling. I&#8217;m pretty sure I am the first mother in the history &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/the-first-baby-ever-thursday-february-3rd\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The First Baby Ever &#8211; Thursday February 3rd&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2808"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3315,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions\/3315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}