Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n
I’ve been going to the gym for about three weeks, and having a nice time.\u00a0 I’m starting to get very fit and really enjoy myself.\u00a0 The problem is I’ve become obsessed with a certain kind of woman at my gym.\u00a0 The type is very thin, very made up, adorned with a designer hand bag and always standing around with said hand bag.<\/p>\n
Who are these women?\u00a0 What is their problem?\u00a0 Why won’t they use a locker?<\/p>\n
Yours Truly,<\/p>\n
Flexed and Perplexed<\/p>\n
Dear Flexed,<\/strong><\/p>\n I think those women probably have a lot of time on their hands and a lot of pressure to look hot to keep their Moneybags’ interest.\u00a0 If their Moneybags get bored the women get left behind for a younger, skankier girl who’s more willing to do the work to stay in the relationship.\u00a0 It’s not exactly their fault that they act like complete assholes, because they’ve got a lot to worry about.\u00a0 Well, really just one thing: themselves.\u00a0 But worrying about oneself when one is a hot young ho can be very time consuming.\u00a0 Don’t you watch The Girls Next Door? <\/strong><\/p>\n You see, all jobs are hard.\u00a0 You think your job is hard because you have to show up every day and do stuff.\u00a0 You probably have to go to meeting and file reports and stuff. Those women at the gym also have very demanding careers, they just look different.\u00a0 They have to be coiffed and waxed and painted and be constantly vigilant for signs of younger girls encroaching on their territory.\u00a0 It’s very exhausting and time consuming.\u00a0 Do you have any idea what its like to get a bikini wax?\u00a0 If you do, multiply that horror by 100 because those girls at your gym have to get Brazilian Bikini waxes.\u00a0 That’s when they go at all the nooks and crannies of the front and back.\u00a0 So, have a little sympathy for god’s sake. <\/strong><\/p>\n Sincerely,<\/strong><\/p>\n Poor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Poor Lucky Me, I’ve been going to the gym for about three weeks, and having a nice time.\u00a0 I’m starting to get very fit and really enjoy myself.\u00a0 The problem is I’ve become obsessed with a certain kind of woman at my gym.\u00a0 The type is very thin, very made up, adorned with a … Continue reading “Monday, April 27th”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3810,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/3810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}