Todd Stroger!<\/p>\n
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\nCongratulations Todd, you have worked hard to win this award- Previously known as the “Dick Cheney Grant”- and we are happy to take a few minutes and admire your scumbaggery.<\/p>\n
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\nIt’s not easy to rise to the top of Illinois Political Scum.\u00a0 There was a long list of candidates for this honor, but you just wanted it more.\u00a0 Some people thought that Blagovich would win it, but it was decided that he was too dumb to be considered unapologetic.\u00a0 Your frequent accusations of racism when being questioned about your sketchy behavior finally blew Blago out of the running.<\/p>\n
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\nAlso of note: your exploitation of your father’s illness and death, your strong support of nepotism, and your kick-ass idea to raise sales tax to 11%.\u00a0 Nothing draws consumers to a county like one of the highest sales taxes in the country! We were impressed to learn that you began your career as an investment banker, and like to reflect on what kind of incentives would lead a man to leave investing for the lucrative tide pool of local government.<\/p>\n
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\nWe hope you enjoy the benefits of being a winner of the Unapologetic Scumbag Award.\u00a0 Although without any pesky morals or ethics, we know you’ll go really far in politics with or without this prestigious award.<\/p>\n
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\nAn added bonus is a reservation just for you and previous award winners at the best lunch table in the Cook County Jail.\u00a0 We know that you’ll enjoy your career leading up to your final destination, and we’ll enjoy watching you get there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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