{"id":585,"date":"2009-06-18T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=585"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:33:51","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:33:51","slug":"prison-camp-practical-knowlege-for-tough-economic-times-thursday-june-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/prison-camp-practical-knowlege-for-tough-economic-times-thursday-june-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Prison Camp: Practical Knowlege for Tough Economic Times – Thursday June 18"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHello, and thank you for inquiring into Prison Camp!<\/p>\n

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Our two week retreat in the upper Upper Peninsula will prepare you for any real world prison situation that you might encounter.<\/p>\n

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In these tough economic times, one can’t be sure what’s around the corner; armed robbery, securities fraud, drug dealing, prostitution.\u00a0 Any number of crimes might be tried on for size to help supplement one’s dwindling income or unemployment check. Because the chances of an amateur criminal not getting caught are so slim, doesn’t it make sense to arm yourself (no pun intended!) with practical knowledge that can help you survive- even escape- your prison sentence?<\/p>\n

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Prison Camp was founded in September 2008 by Chuckles D.*, Ross Fineberg, and Fat Baby Johnson.\u00a0 All three have had extensive experience in the justice system, and wanted to find a way to share their knowledge with the inevitable next wave of petty, violent, and white collar criminals.<\/p>\n

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*Please note that we ask you not to make direct eye contact with Chuckles for your own safety.<\/p>\n

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During your two week stay you will learn such life saving skills as:
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\nHow to make a shank out of a toothbrush.<\/em><\/p>\n

What gang to join based on your ethnicity and penchant towards violence<\/em><\/p>\n

How to dig a tunnel with a plastic spoon<\/em><\/p>\n

How to keep your street clothes dry while swimming through a culvert or sewer<\/em><\/p>\n

Shower safety<\/em><\/p>\n

In-cell fermentation techniques<\/em><\/p>\n

In-cell tattoo techniques<\/em><\/p>\n

How to give yourself a nickname that doesn’t make you sound like a bitch<\/em><\/p>\n

And so much more!<\/em><\/p>\n

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The last day of camp will be a mock prison yard fight.\u00a0 You will be able to put your new skill to work!\u00a0 The winning gang will be treated to a banquet and a list of unscrupulous lawyers who are awaiting your call for help.\u00a0 Or to assist in facilitating an identity change.\u00a0 Scalding one’s finger prints off will be a small additional charge.<\/p>\n

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We are so looking forward to spending time with you this summer, and hope you’ll call or email with any questions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello, and thank you for inquiring into Prison Camp!   Our two week retreat in the upper Upper Peninsula will prepare you for any real world prison situation that you might encounter.   In these tough economic times, one can’t be sure what’s around the corner; armed robbery, securities fraud, drug dealing, prostitution.\u00a0 Any number … Continue reading “Prison Camp: Practical Knowlege for Tough Economic Times – Thursday June 18”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3769,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/3769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}