{"id":739,"date":"2009-07-12T15:57:31","date_gmt":"2009-07-12T22:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:33:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:33:50","slug":"taste-of-chicago-final-conclusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/taste-of-chicago-final-conclusion\/","title":{"rendered":"Taste of Chicago Final Conclusion &#8211; Friday July 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-740\" title=\"bladdersystemphotosmall\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bladdersystemphotosmall.jpg\" alt=\"bladdersystemphotosmall\" width=\"333\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bladdersystemphotosmall.jpg 333w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bladdersystemphotosmall-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 85vw, 333px\" \/><br \/>\nIt turns out that if you go to a food festival on a 90 degree day and eat Indian food and prime rib quesadillas and refuse to drink water due to a porty-potty phobia, you can get a bladder infection.  Then, interestingly enough, if the bladder infection goes untreated you get a kidney infection after about a week.  The bladder and kidney infection provide an fascinating opportunity for you to be hyper aware of where these organs are in your body by creating a feeling that they are smoldering inside of your body cavity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry- three days of anti-biotics so strong that you can&#8217;t go into the sun or stand up without dry heaving will clear everything real nice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>In the end, the score looks like this:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>Taste of Chicago<\/em>: 1   <em>Poor Lucky Me<\/em>: 0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out that if you go to a food festival on a 90 degree day and eat Indian food and prime rib quesadillas and refuse to drink water due to a porty-potty phobia, you can get a bladder infection. Then, interestingly enough, if the bladder infection goes untreated you get a kidney infection after &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/taste-of-chicago-final-conclusion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Taste of Chicago Final Conclusion &#8211; Friday July 10&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3754,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions\/3754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}