{"id":742,"date":"2009-07-13T13:01:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T20:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=742"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:33:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:33:50","slug":"staur-update-im-better-than-you-monday-july-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/staur-update-im-better-than-you-monday-july-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Status Update: I&#8217;m Better Than You! &#8211; Monday July 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-750\" title=\"498122926_443eaf90ed1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/498122926_443eaf90ed1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"498122926_443eaf90ed1\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/498122926_443eaf90ed1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/498122926_443eaf90ed1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 85vw, 210px\" \/><br \/>\nI joined Facebook two years ago when I was helping a friend run in a political campaign.\u00a0 He wanted a Facebook page and I had to set up my own account to administer it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I liked the concept because it reminded me of my good old days at boarding school.\u00a0 Within the first month of school everyone has their picture taken and put into a little softcover collection of head shots.\u00a0 This facebook was distributed to all students and faculty.\u00a0 It helped you learn people&#8217;s names quickly, and also inspired people to write funny\/mean captions next to the pictures&#8230;and allowed you to have a picture of people you thought were hot and planned on trying to make out with in the upcoming year.\u00a0 It was very useful.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nI liked the new Facebook at first too.\u00a0 I found a few friends that I had lost track of and felt like it was a low-pressure way to keep in touch.\u00a0 Then I started to get friend requests from people I work with.\u00a0 That was a little tricky, it meant editing my status updates and pictures more carefully (no more &#8220;Work Sux&#8221; or &#8220;Work is for SUCKERS&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;d quit this job to be a goat herder in Mongolia&#8221; updates).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nSoon, I was getting friend request from people I was never friends with- people who lived in the same town I grew up with or people who were in the same industry as me.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t really care, I accepted most of them.  I check in on Facebook about once a day, and after a while I started noticing something.  This might be the world&#8217;s most obvious observation, but according to Facebook everyone I know has fabulous, adventurous, fulfilling lives.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nGreat news!\u00a0 No one is ever depressed or crabby or hates their job.\u00a0 On one hand, it&#8217;s nice to have a connection to all your acquaintances and not have them try and get you involved in all their problems.\u00a0 On the other hand- it&#8217;s annoying.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nIn the boarding school facebook, you might be smiling but you couldn&#8217;t hide your acne or bad hair.\u00a0 You had to just be you and hope no one would write too mean of a caption next to your face.\u00a0 On the internet, Facebook is like a fantasy life forum.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the place where everyone just shows off their awesomeness and ignores their real life.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Actually now that I think about it, Facebook is pretty sweet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Did I mention my life is totally exciting and worry free and I&#8217;m always on fantastic adventures?  Additionally, I&#8217;m very important in many ways and my hobbies make you look like a slug. Basically if you follow my status updates you&#8217;ll know: I&#8217;m better than you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I joined Facebook two years ago when I was helping a friend run in a political campaign.\u00a0 He wanted a Facebook page and I had to set up my own account to administer it. &nbsp; I liked the concept because it reminded me of my good old days at boarding school.\u00a0 Within the first month &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/staur-update-im-better-than-you-monday-july-13\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Status Update: I&#8217;m Better Than You! &#8211; Monday July 13&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3753,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions\/3753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}