{"id":786,"date":"2009-07-21T07:27:25","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T14:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=786"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:33:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:33:50","slug":"the-diversity-of-douche-bags-monday-july-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/the-diversity-of-douche-bags-monday-july-20\/","title":{"rendered":"The Diversity of Douche Bags – Monday July 20"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nDear Poor Lucky Me<\/p>\n

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I just saw a Gillette ad in a magazine that shows Tiger Woods balancing a Gillette razor on his finger.<\/p>\n

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Is it racist to think Tiger Woods is a douche bag?<\/p>\n

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Signed,
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\nDear Unsure,<\/p>\n

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I commend your sensitivity and desire to explore your reactions to different images in the media. You may rest easy knowing that douche-baggery spans all races and religions.<\/p>\n

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I don’t exactly know what Tiger Wood’s problem is- I would think that dominating the entire sport of golf would provide him with plenty of self-esteem, money, and attention. Apparently, the glory is not enough to keep him from being a spokesperson for tons of stupid crap. <\/p>\n

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\nI can’t relate since every time I manage to put a stamp on an envelope and mail it I go out for a celebratory dinner. One time I found a clean pair of jeans in my drawer and took the day off from work as a reward. If I won any kind of accolades in any sport I would probably immediately retire and eat and drink until I qualified for bariatric living products. I certainly wouldn’t spend my free time hawking watches and minivans.<\/p>\n

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I have a weird feeling that Tiger Woods isn’t a real person. Sometimes he looks like a robot or a computer generated composite of what a wholesome athlete\/celebrity should look like. How DOES he balance that razor on his finger? I’ve only seen magicians pull stuff like that off. Maybe he’s not a douche bag at all, maybe he’s wizard.<\/p>\n

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Sincerely,
\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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