{"id":877,"date":"2009-08-12T05:09:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T12:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=877"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:50","slug":"batastic-tuesday-august-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/batastic-tuesday-august-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Batastic – Tuesday August 11"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"1797466598_4eccc6ac9a\"<\/a> Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n

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Have you heard about the rabid bats found in the Chicagoland area? Please explain your stance on this major problem.<\/p>\n

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I am writing this from the safe room in my home, and I don’t know how much oxygen I have left in here.<\/p>\n

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Signed,
\nScared<\/p>\n

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\nDear Scared,<\/p>\n

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You are right to be scared. That’s why ever since the we learned about bats 3rd grade I’ve been espousing the theory that you should never let a bat nest in your hair. Never.<\/p>\n

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No matter how trustworthy the bat seems, no matter how much you want the thrill of your person being another mammal’s home. Just say no to bats nesting in your hair.<\/p>\n

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You can leave your safe room at any time, but keep a gun with you. You never know what could happen, and in the end it comes down to you or the bat.<\/p>\n

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Sincerely,
\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Poor Lucky Me,   Have you heard about the rabid bats found in the Chicagoland area? Please explain your stance on this major problem.   I am writing this from the safe room in my home, and I don’t know how much oxygen I have left in here.   Signed, Scared   Dear Scared, … Continue reading “Batastic – Tuesday August 11”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3729,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions\/3729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}