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\nDear Poor Lucky Me,
\nI’m starting to think that the news sucks.\u00a0 I mean, it seems like everyone has an agenda and no news source is very reliable.\u00a0 <\/p>\n
\nDear Poor Lucky Me,
\nI’m starting to think that the news sucks.\u00a0 I mean, it seems like everyone has an agenda and no news source is very reliable.\u00a0 <\/p>\n
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\nDo you agree?\u00a0 Where do you go for your news?<\/p>\n
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With Affection,<\/p>\n
Uninformed<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I actually get this question a lot.\u00a0 Depending on my mood, I have told people to check out NPR or MSNBC or some other liberal-leaning news source.\u00a0 However, I have recently seen the show Judge Hatchet and I’ve decided that everything you need to know about the world is happening in her courtroom.\u00a0 <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \nIt’s amazing to think about what I’ve missed by not watching this show.\u00a0 Judge Hatchett can tell if you’re lying, if you’re a baby’s daddy, if you did or did not sign a promissory not to repay the loan your neighbor gave you to pay your bills when your welfare ran out but your crack habit stayed strong, and so much more.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Judge Hatchett has an agenda: she doesn’t want you monkeying around in her courtroom.\u00a0 She also very reliable: if you question the paternity of your child, she’ll get you the DNA test to prove your girlfriend was running around while you were in jail.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n I don’t want to portray the Judge like she’s Jerry Springer.\u00a0 She’s very sophisticated in many ways.\u00a0 People aren’t allowed to fight or scratch at each others eyes.\u00a0 Even cross court arguing is frowned upon.\u00a0 The most she’ll permit is an “I told you” which is what every single person says when she gives a ruling.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Judge Hachett is so awesome I feel confident advising you to just turn to her for your news and entertainment.\u00a0 You won’t be sorry.\u00a0 I mean really, how much do you need to know about the health care system or the stupid economy?\u00a0 Nothing, that’s how much.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sincerely,<\/p>\n Poor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Poor Lucky Me, I’m starting to think that the news sucks.\u00a0 I mean, it seems like everyone has an agenda and no news source is very reliable.\u00a0 Do you agree?\u00a0 Where do you go for your news? With Affection, Uninformed Dear Uninformed, I actually get this question a lot.\u00a0 Depending … Continue reading “Skewed News – Tuesday August 18”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3724,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions\/3724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDear Uninformed,<\/p>\n