Dear Readers,<\/p>\n
Living in Chicago, one can’t help but notice how many efforts are made to raise the city’s revenue.<\/p>\n
This gave me an idea: I’ve decided to print up my own tickets and hand them out for all kinds of infractions ranging from telling boring stories to being naked too long in the gym locker room.\u00a0 Fines will go from $10 to $150, which I think is fair.<\/p>\n
Does anyone want to get in on this with me so we can have an unbeatable coalition and raise our personal revenues?<\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n
Poor Lucky Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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