{"id":970,"date":"2009-08-31T13:13:36","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T20:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=970"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:49","slug":"nice-but-needy-monday-august-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/nice-but-needy-monday-august-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Nice but Needy – Monday August 31"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"3719763981_84fab0f2ff\"<\/a>Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n

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I’m an honest person who has lived a crime-free life.\u00a0 However, I feel sort of jealous of people who get parole officers.\u00a0 I think it would be comforting and encouraging to have the extra support.\u00a0 I’d like to be looked after and checked up on…even randomly drug tested.\u00a0 It would help keep me on the straight and narrow.<\/p>\n

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What do you think?\u00a0 Should I approach my local law enforcement headquarters?\u00a0 I’d be willing to pay a fee for the service.<\/p>\n

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Signed,<\/p>\n

A Good Girl…For Now<\/p>\n

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\nDear A Good Girl..For Now,<\/p>\n

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Your idea is very interesting.\u00a0 Instead of having a controlling boyfriend you could just hire some one to boss you around and do weird things with your pee?\u00a0 I like it!\u00a0 And in these tough economic times I think your local law enforcement agency would welcome the extra income.<\/p>\n

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I guess there might be a problem with limited man power or resources if parole officers are used in the private sector.\u00a0 There are a lot of people out of work right now, maybe you could tap into the great segment of unemployed Americans.\u00a0 You’d have to be careful not to accidentally hire a psycho killer but with a strict screening process, you could find yourself a great amateur parole officer.\u00a0 You could even design the uniform as scary or casual as you’d like.\u00a0 You could hire a sexy parole officer who has to wear a leopard print Speedo at all times and wink at you before telling you what to do.\u00a0 Wait, is that sexy or creepy?\u00a0 Or both?<\/p>\n

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\nEither way, I think you are really on to something!<\/p>\n

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Sincerely,
\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Poor Lucky Me,   I’m an honest person who has lived a crime-free life.\u00a0 However, I feel sort of jealous of people who get parole officers.\u00a0 I think it would be comforting and encouraging to have the extra support.\u00a0 I’d like to be looked after and checked up on…even randomly drug tested.\u00a0 It would … Continue reading “Nice but Needy – Monday August 31”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3714,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions\/3714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}