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I’m worried.\u00a0 I’m very very worried right now.\u00a0 I just don’t know how much longer I can keep my wits about me because if I have to read one more god damn article about John and Kate Plus 8 I think I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.<\/p>\n
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First of all, both the parents’ faces annoy the crap out of me.\u00a0 I mean seriously- John, if your head gets anymore bloated you could qualify to be a balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.\u00a0 And Kate- yes yes, we understand that you have that hairdo because you need attention- but isn’t everything you do a cry for attention?\u00a0 So why not just have a normal looking hair cut and focus on the other freaky shit you’ve got in the pot?<\/p>\n
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Second of all, don’t John and Kate know they are contributing to the demise of society?\u00a0 It’s not just the douchey reality tv, or the fodder for tabloids, its also the terrifying amount of garbage and plastic toys that litter of children must consume.\u00a0 When I need to make myself throw up I visualize the mounds and mounds or trash that must come out of that home (DON’T get me started on the Duggers, who are obviously the earthly embodiment of Satan and his army).<\/p>\n
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Finally, and most importantly, who cares?\u00a0 WHO CARES about these people?\u00a0 Can’t they just get off my television and go back to being like everyone else- annoying, sleazy, dysfunctional parents who are scarring their children for life in their efforts to “provide” for them?<\/p>\n
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Actually, I’m not being completely honest. The truth is I wouldn’t mind having a nervous breakdown if I could go to a nice private institution for 10 days while I get back on track.\u00a0 I heard you can wear pajamas all day and smoke cigarettes, which I find very appealing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m worried.\u00a0 I’m very very worried right now.\u00a0 I just don’t know how much longer I can keep my wits about me because if I have to read one more god damn article about John and Kate Plus 8 I think I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. First of all, both the parents’ … Continue reading “Wednesday September 2”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3712,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions\/3712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}