{"id":997,"date":"2009-09-07T17:07:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T00:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/?p=997"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:34:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T22:34:49","slug":"milliony-friday-september-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/milliony-friday-september-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Millionario &#8211; Friday September 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Poor Lucky Me,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>We are all aware of the phrase &#8220;Million Dollar Idea&#8221; This phrase has been used for many, many years. However, a million dollars ain&#8217;t what it used to be. Isn&#8217;t it time we change the phrase to &#8216;Multi Million Dollar Idea&#8221; and if it is time to change it, how do we do that?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Thanks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Love ,<br \/>\nThe &#8220;eco-friendly lightbulb took a few seconds to warm up, but ended up going off in my head&#8221; guy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nDear The Eco-Friendly Lightbulb Guy,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>You are correct. The new millennium has brought several infuriating &#8220;million dollar ideas&#8221; that have nearly crushed my own entrepreneurial spirit. Here are three examples: <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n1) The million dollar bra from Victoria Secret. What a god damn stupid thing. I read about that bra and had to get under my covers for three days. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n2) The million dollar hamburger. This stupid piece of crap actually only costs $1000. Why is it called the million dollar burger when it doesn&#8217;t cost a million dollars? Why don&#8217;t people just light their money on fire instead of ordering this? <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n3) Seriously, I&#8217;m still pissed about the bra, that&#8217;s going to be example #1 and #3. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\nOther things that annoy me: BP&#8217;s solar powered gas station, lattes, and loud motorcycles.  So yes, we should definitely change the phrase the &#8220;Multi-Million Dollar Idea&#8221; if for no other reason than to distance a good idea from all these stupid and annoying ideas. And it&#8217;s true that a million dollars just doesn&#8217;t get you as far as it used to. I think we should change the phrase to &#8220;Bad ass money making idea&#8221; or &#8220;Enough money to invest and live off the dividends ideas&#8221;. The way we can make this change is to mock people who use the old phrase. Mocking is the quickest way to change people.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nPoor Lucky Me<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Poor Lucky Me, &nbsp; We are all aware of the phrase &#8220;Million Dollar Idea&#8221; This phrase has been used for many, many years. However, a million dollars ain&#8217;t what it used to be. Isn&#8217;t it time we change the phrase to &#8216;Multi Million Dollar Idea&#8221; and if it is time to change it, how &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/milliony-friday-september-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Millionario &#8211; Friday September 4&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3710,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions\/3710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.poorluckyme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}