I Spy Someone Eating Dinner in the Nude – Tuesday November 3rd

2500494146_fa5f1c62fcDear Poor Lucky Me,

 

My boyfriend and I live in a high rise apartment building across from two other high rise apartment buildings. I have purchased a pair of binoculars and spend a lot of my free time looking into people’s windows.

 

My question is two fold:

 

1. Do you think, as my boyfriend does, that this is “wrong”? As in immoral?

 

2. Do you think so many people do things in the nude because they know people like me are watching them?

 

Thanks in advance for weighing in.

 

Signed,
Nudist By Proxy

 


Dear N.B.P.,
First of all let me say I envy you. One of life’s greatest pleasures lies in spying on people in high rises with a pair of binoculars. However, finding joy in such an activity does not address the morality behind it. And I’m afraid we are about to enter slippery slope territory.

 

A word on the slippery slope: This term is most often used by extremists, douche bags, and high school teachers who didn’t like me. The implication is that doing something seemingly innocuous lowers the threshhold of what they would find acceptable and normal. Like allowing gay people to get married is a slippery slope to letting cats and dogs get married. But normal people know that’s really not how the world works. Most human beings understand the intricacies of moral theory versus the practicality of politics. Recognizing alternative marriages will lead to redefining what is normal and acceptable; it does not mean that Vera Wang will be coming out with a wedding line next summer call The Purrrfect Day or Ruffmantic Evenings.

 

The point is, it’s ok to spy on your high rise neighbors who have their blinds and curtains open. It’s not ok to spy on your neighbors if you live in a single family home, if you have to use a ladder, or if they have repeated asked you not to.

 

As to whether or not people are doing things in the nude because you’re watching, the answer is yes. That’s why I do naked push ups in my living room with all the blinds open.

 

Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me

List – Monday November 2

41rruo51pvl_aa280_Top Ten Most Awkwardly Slutty Halloween Costumes Seen by the Poor Lucky Me Team Last Weekend:

 

1. Slutty Bee
Bees are not sexy. They’re not even friendly. They are threatening and terrifying. They chase you around and sting you when you’re just trying to have a good time at the park.

 

2. Slutty Pirate
Pirates are really too dirty to be considered slutty. Plus, eye patches aren’t really a turn on, they’re more of a medical or warfaring necessity. That’s just my opinion though.

 

3. Slutty Teddy Bear
I disapprove of all child related sexiness. A teddy bear should be sweet, snuggly, or comforting, but never sexy.

 

4. General Slutty Person
This costume is for people who don’t feel like coming up with a costume, but don’t want to miss out on an opportunity to ho it out on Halloween.

 

5. Slutty Clown
Everything is wrong with a sexy clown. Face paint: not sexy. Child related thing: not sexy. Giant clown shoes: not sexy. Etc.

 

6. Slutty Angel
What’s the point of being a slutty angel? It makes you look like you’re unclear on the concept of angels. Slutty devil is a much better costume, because devils are probably way more uninhibited.

 

7. Slutty Prison Guard
Like clowns and pirates, there is really nothing sexually alluring about a prison guard. People aren’t like “Ooooo ummmm it’s so hot how you deliver food trays to people in solitary confinement. Ooooo yea work that big set of keys…”

 

8. Slutty Baby
Horrifying.

 

9. Slutty Gold Digger
Disrespectful to chaste gold diggers.

 

10. Slutty Construction Worker
Getting turned on by a slutty construction worker may indicate that you are a repressed homosexual.

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