Dear Poor Lucky Me,
I have a major problem. My boss has started writing me emails asking me to do thinks (he used to talk to me personally). When he wants me to do particularly annoying things he includes at least one of the following symbols:
I cannot tell you how much these little symbols boil my blood. Seeing them written after a sentence like “Hey There, could you do me a favor and refile all the client files, but this time do it in alphabetical order according to the project name?” makes me want to commit arson, at the very least.
Am I overreacting? Should I say something about it? What the hell is he thinking?
Signed,
Living on the Edge
Dear Living on the Edge,
Your boss must have recently learned about emoticons, and is using them to lessen the guilt he feels about assigning you tedious tasks. It’s rare to find a boss who really gives a crap about your happiness, so you can at least appreciate him on that level. It’s unfortunate that he has manifested his caring in such a stupid manner, but at least he’s trying.
I don’t think you’re overreacting; just that you might consider his point of view. And do not commit arson. It’s never as easy to get away with as you think it will be, and prison is the worst.
You don’t have to say anything, but if you continue to be bothered by his smiley symbols you can fight back. First, make sure you’re in a good mind-set. Next, craft your replies with three times as many
Be sure to laugh genuinely and offer a high five, if he’s into that kind of thing. Your boss will realize that he doesn’t have to feel guilty about assigning you work, and doesn’t need to dress it up in douchey smiley faces.
Sincerely, and and > as you can. Finally, next time you see him make a joke about your smiley war.
Poor Lucky Me
