Dear Poor Lucky Me,
I have a big date this weekend and I’m really nervous. The girl keeps saying she wants to do something “crazy” and “different”.
I get she doesn’t want to just go to a bar. And I get that dinner and a movie doesn’t count as crazy. So now I’m out of ideas.
Could you throw a dog a bone?
-Good Impression is Imperative
Dear G.I.I.I.,
Here are some great ideas for your date:
-Go to the Scientology center near you and take their personality test. Try to withstand being recruited.
-Go to a sporting event and challenge each other to run onto the field.
-Panhandle and see who gets the most money in a given time period.
-Go to Medieval Times, bring Lean Cuisines, insist that microwaves have been around since the 13th Century.
-Go to a comedy open mic and make jokes about how lame she is, thus lowering her self-esteem and endearing her to you.
Any of these idea will show her that you are a creative dater, and probably a creative lover. It’ll be the craziest night she’s ever had…or the most insulting if you do the open mic.
Good Luck!
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me