To Poor Lucky Me,
How do you tell the most wonderful chick in the world how much she is good or swell to you? It seems like it should be so not problem. Did I mention to you I got weird fright of the first letter of the thing that is comprised of 26 letters?
My Dr. requests you reply with no first letters.
Signed,
25 Letters is Good By Me
To 25 Letters is Good By Me,
I see. Some people would find this question difficult to reply to, but I’m not worried. Your wish to express your fondness for your loved one is so sweet, even if it must be done without the use of the first letter of the set of codes we use to denote written English words. Why don’t you tell her she’s the love of your life, she’s your soul twin, she’s the fruit of your eye? Tell her when you’re with her you feel like you could conquer the whole world.
“Good” is not very descriptive. “Swell” is better, but does not convey strong emotion. I compute how your terror limits your expressions, but gosh get out one of those big word books to get yourself writing! Girls need much conveyed fondness, plus, men should be free with their emotions!
I hope you find my solution helpful.
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me
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