Dear Readers,
Exercising makes me really tired and there are cushy chairs in the locker room at the gym. Is it acceptable to take a quick cat-nap after a good work out? Why else would they put those chairs there if they don’t want people like me snoozing in them?
I won’t be looking at naked people because my eyes will be closed.
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me
Dear PLM,
I have seen those chairs. However, I have never seen anyone sit in those chairs for an extended period of time. I feel as if I were to sit in those chairs longer than 5 minutes, a silent alarm would go off at the front desk alerting staff that a homeless person has entered the premises and they would promptly escort me out. It should be noted that I do, indeed, dress as a homeless person to go to the gym.
Okay, so I also dress up like I’m homeless when I go shopping on Michigan Avenue too, but that’s just because I don’t want to be mugged. Try it, no one will touch you.
Back to the chairs…why wouldn’t you take a nap in them? They’re big, comfy and in my gym there’s a waterfall thingy next to them. Duh. Waterfall noises = relaxation time. Relaxation time = SLEEP.
Sit in the chairs. I dare you.
Sincerly,
Sleepless in yoga class