Dear Poor Lucky Me,
Have you heard about the rabid bats found in the Chicagoland area? Please explain your stance on this major problem.
I am writing this from the safe room in my home, and I don’t know how much oxygen I have left in here.
Signed,
Scared
You are right to be scared. That’s why ever since the we learned about bats 3rd grade I’ve been espousing the theory that you should never let a bat nest in your hair. Never.
No matter how trustworthy the bat seems, no matter how much you want the thrill of your person being another mammal’s home. Just say no to bats nesting in your hair.
You can leave your safe room at any time, but keep a gun with you. You never know what could happen, and in the end it comes down to you or the bat.
Sincerely,
Dear Scared,
Poor Lucky Me
