Dear Poor Lucky Me,
Shouldn’t there be a law that you can push people out of the way if they’re walking and texting at the same time? Also: shouldn’t you be able to deliberately crash your car into people who are texting while driving?
This seems very obvious to me, and yet I’m being charged with assault!
Please advise,
Rage Solution
On one hand, it’s great to live in society that boasts a relatively functional justice system and police force. On the other hand, I often get nostalgic for wild-west-style vigilante justice.
If the NRA is going to have such an annoyingly big presence in American politics, we should at least be allowed to wave guns at people who can’t adhere to basic societal niceties. Like looking at the road while they’re driving. I’m not going to SHOOT anyone. Probably. I mean I’m not going to shoot anyone very hard. Maybe I could just hit people over the head with the butt of my gun. Is that also illegal?
iPhones and Blackberries are great. They’ve made it easier to wait in long lines, easier to find a normal-ish restaurant off the highway on a driving trip, and allow people to play Scrabble while on the toilet. But smart phones are also shrinking our attention spans. For instance: I’m already bored with this topic. Sorry, it’s not my fault, it’s Apple’s.
Sincerely, Poor Lucky Me
Dear Rage Solution,
