Many people relied in outrage that I neglected to list Pope Benedict XVI in my list of sexy Euro-leaders. Allow me to briefly explain.
First of all, like Putin, Pope Ben has a serial killer quality about him. While that can be thrilling, it seriously limits the kind of sexy alone time fantasies you can have about the guy. One minute you’re having a romantic candle lit dinner, the next minute your fibula is floating in a Calphalon pot.
I understand that he has a lot of power in certain arenas and he’s got a sweet house and unique clothes, but I’m almost positive the guy’s a virgin. No offense, but that’s not terribly sexy is it? I suppose you could count on him to not have STD’s but do you really want to be responsible for giving an old guy his first sexual instruction? It’s not like he’s the Jonas Brothers for god’s sake.
Finally, I have to question the manliness of a guy who loves wearing velvet robes. Is he going to mow the lawn and go drinking in that outfit? Is that what he wears to tractor pulls? Come on, the Pope is not in the running my friends. He’s just not sexy or manly.
