Dear Poor Lucky Me,
I just read an article about a new phenomenon: people getting back alley or do-it-yourself plastic surgery! After I finished shuddering and vomiting, I wondered what in the hell is going on is the world? Are people really becoming stupider by the day? Who in the hell gets a back alley tummy tuck?
Yours,
Stunned
Some scientists have proposed that we have have disrupted human evolution through the advancements of science and social welfare programs. I think that what you’re describing is proof that evolution cannot be stopped.
If you are too stupid to a) research and confirm that your plastic surgeon has a medical degree or b) know that it’s probably not a good idea to inject your own ass with silicone or c) think it’s normal to get a bargain on any surgery, you are probably not fit to procreate or survive.
Unfortunately many of these people have already had children and will survive after costly and painful reconstruction. I don’t mean that’s it’s unfortunate that they’ll survive, just that it’s a shame they are too stupid to avoid a bargain butcher in the first place. Nature is a persistent bitch, and she’ll keep trying to find ways to thwart those unfit to further the human race.
I don’t think that the population is getting dumber. I do think that dumb people have more access to credit and the media, which makes them think they should have giant boobs and Gucci purses even if they make $24,000. And it’s not a gender issue, stupid men are doing stupid things as well.
In the olden days these people would be serfs, or in George W Bush’s administration.
Sincerely, Poor Luck Me
Dear Stunned,
